Monday, January 23, 2006

The First Post On Election Day

Hey hey, what can we say, it's election day.
Martin's a Mess,
Duceppe's still less,
And Harper's a F***ING PSYCHO!

Well I've decided to kick it off with a bang here at the floater blog with a limerick. Let's be honest, readers, and admit that this limerick is about as big as a bang as you could get. P.S. my mom might read this so I put those asterisks in for you mom! Also P.S. P.S. is supposed to go at the end, but IM DOIN IT AT THE TOP BABY! CAUSE THAT'S HOW WE ROLL ON THIS BLOG!!!

So Tony Ianno (The liberal incumbent in my riding) has been accused of setting up a trust fund to recieve political donations. "That means anonymous donors have been able to give Ianno unlimited quantities of money under the table." (http://www.torontoist.com/archives/2006/01/scandal_ianno_r.php)
Now, I'm not about to make libelous accusations without any cold hard evidence, so I won't say he's guilty but I will say he's shmuilty and that rhymes with guilty so you can draw your own conclusions from that. Anyhoo, none of the other candidates have been accused of corruption. So they have that going for them. Chow's gonna win. That's my prediction and so far I'm shooting 100 percent on my online election predictions for 2006.

Finally I leave you with this...



The love of my life, B.C. (behind a few select people of course).

That's it!

The Blogastair.

1 comment:

Graeme Stewart said...

Only A.P. Forbes could reach into a toilet and pull out wisdom.

The link to my page doesn't work...its www.nuncscio.blogspot.com. You forgot the second 'c'.

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