Kim Jong Il shocked the world today when he actually apologized for testing Nuclear Weapons. He then shocked high-level politicians when Kim Jong Il conditionally agreed to concessions set forth by the United Nations regarding North Korea's Nuclear program. However, perhaps the most shocked person today is George W. Bush who was in the midst of a press conference with Kim Jong Il when the North Korean Dictator revealed that his country would only agree to the U.N. concessions... 'if the American President can remove this stone from my hand.'
This picture was taken at the exact moment George W. Bush realized Kim Jong Il
wasn't joking about taking the stone out of his hand.
wasn't joking about taking the stone out of his hand.
To his credit George W. Bush fought long and hard to get the stone out of Kim Jong Il's hand however his 'Texan Swagger' was no match for Kim Jong's 'Forty Years Of Professional Martial Arts Training'. The fight had to be stopped after a particularly rough exchange in which the President was thrown to the ground, stepped on and referred to as 'Kim Jong Il's Bitch.'
The President left in a huff and vowed to bring the full force of his military might to remove the stone from Kim Jong Il's hand.
"Kim's Young Eel... or whatever his name is... it's not important, better do to remember... that I am a man. A man... a particular type of man that has... I don't like to be messed around. And Kim, I would do to remember that if necessary comes to shove... America has nuclear weapons."
- George W. Bush, President of the United States of America
The North Korean Dictator was swift with his response:
"As I said, if the American President can take this stone out of my hand [reveals stone] than I will agree to U.N. concessions. As to the President's threat... I would like to once again apologize to the wolrd and the United Nations for our Nuclear test... but Mr. President, we now have them too."
- Kim Jong Il, Supremem Commander of the Korean People's Army
- The Blogastair, reporting live from the nuclear fallout cave, Pyongyang, North Korea
The President left in a huff and vowed to bring the full force of his military might to remove the stone from Kim Jong Il's hand.
"Kim's Young Eel... or whatever his name is... it's not important, better do to remember... that I am a man. A man... a particular type of man that has... I don't like to be messed around. And Kim, I would do to remember that if necessary comes to shove... America has nuclear weapons."
- George W. Bush, President of the United States of America
The North Korean Dictator was swift with his response:
"As I said, if the American President can take this stone out of my hand [reveals stone] than I will agree to U.N. concessions. As to the President's threat... I would like to once again apologize to the wolrd and the United Nations for our Nuclear test... but Mr. President, we now have them too."
- Kim Jong Il, Supremem Commander of the Korean People's Army
- The Blogastair, reporting live from the nuclear fallout cave, Pyongyang, North Korea
8 comments:
It's deceptively difficult, removing that stone. Or is it deceptively simple? Anyway, it seems like he should be able to do it. Maybe W needs to show him how they remove somebody's stones in Texas.
Anyway, the important thing is that Kim is really sorry.
Here's the transcript of Kim Jong-Il's Application for Membership in the Nuclear Club.
http://road-dave.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!15F30E7F138DBB88!303.trak
Hmmmm that's a good point Diesel.... but I think it's clear just by looking at Kim Jong Il there may not be many stones left to remove... [well except for the one in his hand... that's definitely there]
And anonymous... you forgot to mention that on the application under 'Sex:' Kim Jong put 'No, my hair won't allow it.'
first of all i'm disappointed that you, alastair, did not reply to my comment on the big bird article. secondly, Kim is my personal friend and he does not appreciate being reported on by measly and lowly canadian riff raff like you in a great country like his. i've given him your address in pyongyang and you should be expecting some very aggressive company in the next couple of hours.
Well to appease the Comment gods I've finally replied to your comment on the Big Bird article.
As for the men who showed up in Pyongyang, let's just say that where I'm staying there are two types of people. Those who wear HAZMAT suits and those who don't. They didn't.
Good day !.
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