GOP and the WWE team up for a distraction!

"What you better talk about now."
- DJ K-Rove feat. The Con-Rice Con

"So you bored with life as you know it,
Thinkin bout things that could blow it,
Well guess what? [crowd responds] WHAT? STOP thinkin at all!
Cause we got sumpin thats GONNA BE A BALL!

[chorus]
GOP and the WWE,
They say fun, we say wheee!
GOP and WWE,
Don't think about stuff that don't concern me!

Someone said sumpin you don understand,
Sumpin bout someone takin a stand,
Well guess what? [crowd responds] WHAT? You call him a traitor!
Cause we got sumpin to think about THAT'S MUCH GREATER!

[chorus]"

That's the new song heard round the white house these days as the current GOP has teamed up with the WWE to give Americans something to talk about. The new collaboration came out of recent allegations made by Charlie Sheen regarding 9/11.

"Well I understand that Charlie has his point of view and that's fine but if the American people really want something to talk about they'll be talking about the ALL NEW WWE CONGRESSIONAL SMACKDOWN every wednesday night. It's gonna be some mud-slingin, no-good, dirty fightin. Also, there will be girls in bikinis! And anyone who watches is definitely not a traitor!"

- George W. Bush, POTUS

Bush with Hogan, Hart and Mysterio

The new single called 'What you better talk about now" will debut during the first airing of "WWE Congressional Smackdown." The actual event will air every Wednesday beginning in June and will feature a WWE superstar wrestling up to three members of congress with the lowest popularity rating. However, the President still retains his veto so we can expect to see mostly Democrats in the ring. White House Press secretary Scott Mclellan tells us more:

"The American people are bored with the usual type of politics. People are bored with the war in Iraq, they're bored with the President's cute habit of saying stupid things but most of all, they're bored with the word terror, we've just said it too many times. The President realized that we needed some kind of distraction for our plans to come to fruition and the WWE Congressional Smackdown is it.
- Scott Mclellan, White House Press Secretary

So Beer, Scantily Clad Women, and Wrestling seems to be the order of the day. This marks a major turning point in the current GOP's political strategy, focusing on a positive distraction as opposed to the usual distraction of a society of fear. Is the fear all gone? Certainly not.

"Oh no, [laughs] are you kidding? We are still using fear. We're just hoping to create a new type of fear such as... "oh no, will Ted Kennedy die if Hogan gives him the pile driver?" Or "Uh Oh, if the President veto's Rick Santorum's fight than we wont get to see Trish Stratus in her underwear."
- Scott Mclellan, White House Press Secretary

Will this be a successful distraction for the American people? Well the upcoming Congressional elections may be a good indication.

On a side note, Mysterio, pictured above, injured three of Bush's aides with his flying Tomahawk. 2 are in stable condition with a broken wrist and leg respectively and one is in intensive care being watched for post-concussive syndrome. When asked the President laughed and said "Woooee! I guess that's a taste of what's to come!"

The Bglogogog, reporting live on location, Washington D.C.