Monday, January 30, 2006

Luigi VS Jesus

Catholic Church must prove Jesus Existed.

That's right, an italian atheist is taking his schoolfriend and town priest to court because the priest published in the church bulletin that Jesus existed. The priest now has to go on the stand and prove that Jesus Christ was an actual person.

All I am saying about this one is if O.J. can buy justice than the Roman Catholic Church could buy all the justice in the world, make it dress up in a diaper and sing "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" while crapping over everyone who listens. If this sounds absurd, well, don't worry I've created an artist's sketch to approximate the event which should help with visualization:








There, if that's not clear then I don't know what it is... wait, I do. It's Stephen Harper ending all of his stump speeches running up to the election with "God Bless You and God Bless Canada." The scary difference between Harper and Bush is that Harper means it.

God Bless You Readers and God Bless Canada.

The Bloginator.

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