Star Daily has announced a new show: "Inside Celebrities." A show that takes the viewer actually inside celebrities' bodies.
"We here at Star! Daily pride ourselves on being incredibly in-touch with our viewers. We took a poll recently and our viewers told us they wanted to be closer to celebrities. Well viewers, we heard you and we're closer!"
- Inta Rusive, Marketing Director for Star! Daily
"We here at Star! Daily pride ourselves on being incredibly in-touch with our viewers. We took a poll recently and our viewers told us they wanted to be closer to celebrities. Well viewers, we heard you and we're closer!"
- Inta Rusive, Marketing Director for Star! Daily
Title Screen for the new show.
The first episode will be about billionaire heiress Paris Hilton's liver. Pictured above, Star Daily has outdone itself with shocking discoveries of fat deposits indicating a recent meal of fast food. Perhaps the most surprising evidence dug up was a globule found in her liver suggesting Paris has been dating rocker Tommy Lee for about 3 months now and they had rented out an entire Brazilian resort for a sex-filled weekend.
Just how does Star! Daily manage to get inside celebrities' bodies? Does this violate their rights? Ruder explains:
"We follow all the laws to the letter. If the celebrities are in a public place than they are deemed accessible by the media. Same goes for injecting them with microscopic cameras. If they are in a public place and happen to fall into a chloroform induced sleep than they are accessible by microscopic camera injections."
- Inta Ruder, Marketing Director, Star! Daily
Some Celebrities have come out against the show, threatning lawsuits and claiming it's an invasion of privacy. However, over 130 million viewers tuned into the first episode with ratings expected to double. So, invasion of privacy or not, people love watching people's insides.
- The Blogastair, reporting live on location, Star! Daily Head Office, Toronto Ontario
Just how does Star! Daily manage to get inside celebrities' bodies? Does this violate their rights? Ruder explains:
"We follow all the laws to the letter. If the celebrities are in a public place than they are deemed accessible by the media. Same goes for injecting them with microscopic cameras. If they are in a public place and happen to fall into a chloroform induced sleep than they are accessible by microscopic camera injections."
- Inta Ruder, Marketing Director, Star! Daily
Some Celebrities have come out against the show, threatning lawsuits and claiming it's an invasion of privacy. However, over 130 million viewers tuned into the first episode with ratings expected to double. So, invasion of privacy or not, people love watching people's insides.
- The Blogastair, reporting live on location, Star! Daily Head Office, Toronto Ontario
2 comments:
I have a morbid curiosity about what Brad Pitt's small intestine looks like??? Don't judge me...I'm just the brave girl who said it out LOUD!!!
Too right Stephania... too right. The only way you'll be judged here is by a slow clapping rise to a furious ovation for having the courage to come forward and say what the rest of us were already thinking.
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