In a not so surprising surprise, George W. Bush won the 'Best Douchebag' category at the Oscars for the sixth year in a row. This is his seventh 'Best Douchebag' award (1972-73 for deserting the Air National Guard and being a general douchebag).
Many thought this was the year that George would lose the award as the competition was fierce. Dick Cheney was nominated and in strong contention after shooting his friend in the face and then lying about it. And that was on top of his usual, always strong, douchebaggery. The final nominee was Barbara Bush. Having married a douchebag and raised another douchebag many thought she would win it with her strong douchebag values that she has helped to instill in her family of douchebags.
Many thought this was the year that George would lose the award as the competition was fierce. Dick Cheney was nominated and in strong contention after shooting his friend in the face and then lying about it. And that was on top of his usual, always strong, douchebaggery. The final nominee was Barbara Bush. Having married a douchebag and raised another douchebag many thought she would win it with her strong douchebag values that she has helped to instill in her family of douchebags.
George W. Bush - Winner 'Best Douchebag'
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But the Academy is a traditional beast and true to form they felt that this year George W. Bush 'most exemplified the qualities and physical attributes of a douchebag.' And who could argue with that? From secret prisons across Eastern European nations, videotapes proving he lied about the government's knowledge of Hurricane Katrina, having one of his staffers indicted for covering up evidence of lying about the war in Iraq, having a worldwide poll verify America's tanked reputation, being caught unconstitutionally wire-tapping millions of Americans, working up a 7 trillion dollar debt and, of course, being short and very douchebag-like.
Congratulations George you douchebag, on another 'Best Douchebag' year!
The Bolologger
Congratulations George you douchebag, on another 'Best Douchebag' year!
The Bolologger
9 comments:
Man, I thought Cheney had it clinched. There goes fifty bucks...and there's another reason why Dubya is a douchebag.
douche my friend, douche.
that really should say:
Douché my friend, douché.
I thought a Douchebag was used to douche a dirty -VEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-
What the - Forbes did you put this on a seven second delay? Damn you and your censorship!
B. Ruun
That's right mr. B. Ruun, whoever you are. I just signed the Floater Blog "Patriot Blact." And by the sounds of it, it seems like you're not with us, you're against us. Do you really condone the killing of puppies? You are a sick man, puppy killer Ruun. Sick.
Al,
I leave for Alberta and you stay in Toronto and make 'funny' pages? Honest to God, I've read Cathy cartoons that are funnier than this page. Cathy cartoons.
Nicholas
PS-Don't just take pictures of my face and impose it on an Alberta-filmed Brokeback Mountain poster either. Only a douchbag would find that funny. Or Irvin (Cathy's boyfriend).
Fantastic....!! This must have been one of those awards given out at a ceremony earlier that evening, right? Brilliant! I just have one question - Who won Best Supporting Douchebag?
Well the winner, Stephen Harper, was trying to keep it under wraps as he is a humble man but he accidentally leaked it to the press when he told the Globe and Mail "I am the greatest supporting douchebag ever." Well Stephen, no argument there.
i thought only cougers douched. then i witnessed jorge bush-douche dupree extrodinaire!
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